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Ok, 1: the barrista was a dick but its the equivalent of saying sgetti instead of spaghetti, or specific ocean. So people should be told when they speak like toddlers.2: I dont know where Betoota is or if it has a French Quarter, but I would be willing to bet that the "Piss In Someones Pocket" cafe isnt really there.
It's not the tradie that'll say "expresso", in my observations...it's far more likely to be someone from the wanker brigade. And they also mispronounce bruschetta as "brew-sheet-ah" (I'm a born Italian, I know exactly how those words should be pronounced)
Goes back to the Jobsite, tells all the boys and girls that they're a bunch of cunts in that shop and they lose hundreds of dollars a day and stop paying penalty rates because they're dogs. Ben Jackson Jake Jake
this isnt fukin funny. look at the poor bloke, he is gonna cry and the other guy looks like a little shit i want to fuck up
Simple mat eget all th teradies to blockade his shop by going there enmass, and ordering but just to stop th left wing nutter sin .He will feel th pain.
How can he feel embarassed when he's dealing with someone making peanuts wage to brew coffee?Have a laugh at yourself and say you had no idea that you were doing it wrong. Ask them why they grow beards if they can't even change a tire, everyone has a good chuckle.. or if they keep being dickheads tell them to shut up and enjoy the life choices that has them earning the same cash as a McDonalds teenager while being full grown adults.
Matt Marissa Laura Ersin Gabriella Justin Linda I know "youse" love an expresso or a cup of cino to wash down your brew-shetta with... Ya uppity French wankers 😂
Whist the cafe owner thought the actions of his barista were on point, he was to discover a nasty surprise when his toilets blocked the following week and said tradie was sent to make repairs.
I love that Betoota takes the piss out of both ends of the spectrum and can accomplish that within one sentence. Probably my favourite source of satire for that reason.